Thursday, August 30, 2007

Giant ta-tas

I am halfway through the wait and I thought I would let you all know that I have the biggest, heaviest, most uncomfortable tits off all time. Now, don't get excited. Prometr*um does this to me every time - this is not - NOT, I say - a pregnancy symptom. Those little yellow bullets bring on lots of pregnancy-like symptoms, but this one is killing me.

Those of you with C+ cups now have all my sympathy in the world. Where do you put these things when you sleep? And how can I get them to stop sweating in this humidity?


5 comments:

Anonymous said...

It's the worst. First couple of months I was on Prometrium I screamed every time Vanessa rolled over in bed. My boobs were all big and swollen, and neither one of us got to enjoy them at all.

stacey said...

I really want to see you all C+ed...we could do a photo shoot
xox

Anonymous said...

As an F girl myself, I am very good friends with G*old B*ond powder.

Dr. Grumbles said...

sleep on your side and just give up on being able to fold your arms!

As for the sweating... well, if you get good advice let me know!

Evillage said...

You just have to lay on them I'm sorry to say.