S: It's almost Valentine's Day. What did you get me?
Me: I thought we weren't exchanging presents. Did you get me something?
Me: What? Seriously? I thought we agreed not to!
S: I got you 56 million little presents.
Me: Oh. Thanks, baby!
Yes, that's right--more sperm, coming our way soon, next week with an insem hopefully next weekend or the beginning of the week after. We're doing two vials this time - next cycle we're taking off because we don't want to have a baby around Christmas. Selfish, maybe, but hey, if we can control it, why the hell shouldn't we? At least it's one thing we have control over.
I certainly don't have control over this thing right here; just look at the mess he made of my laundry!