S: It's almost Valentine's Day. What did you get me?
Me: I thought we weren't exchanging presents. Did you get me something?
S: Yes.
Me: What? Seriously? I thought we agreed not to!
S: I got you 56 million little presents.
Me: What?
::thinks::
Me: Oh. Thanks, baby!
Yes, that's right--more sperm, coming our way soon, next week with an insem hopefully next weekend or the beginning of the week after. We're doing two vials this time - next cycle we're taking off because we don't want to have a baby around Christmas. Selfish, maybe, but hey, if we can control it, why the hell shouldn't we? At least it's one thing we have control over.
I certainly don't have control over this thing right here; just look at the mess he made of my laundry!
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i can't think of a better gift!
oooh so freakin cute! and i cannot think of a better v-day present.
Now that's a V-Day gift!! Woo hoo! I love the new picture of Theo--it is one of those squeeze too tight cute moments! He's a great helper-ha ha!
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