Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Azz Master Demotion

Apparently I was way too soon in declaring us Azz Masters of the Universe. I guess I jinxed us, as the woman who was to sell us the diaps to complete our stash sold them out from under our feet. She clearly does not get Cr@igs.list selling etiquette. We were half-tempted to write her a nasty e-mail but felt it would probably be bad karma to start something. So I guess we'll have to be demoted from Azz Master to Bum Afficionado or some such lesser rank. Grrr....and I don't really know Margaret Cho's stand-up well so I don't know about the azz master reference, but I do remember the Seinfeld episode with the "Azz Man" license plate that Kramer accidentally got from the DMV. Hee hee.

And it's official--S. has popped and has no more use for her normal-sized clothes. She had to wear her pants with the top button unbuttoned all day long. Poor thing! I'll leave you with our 16-week (now almost 17-week) belly shot--our first!





13 comments:

al2o3cr said...

YaY belly pic!!!

Amanda said...

so fabulous....

I LOVE it.

The Nanny said...

congratulations!!!

Jude said...

So cute!!

Melody said...

Yay! Belly shot! A-freaking-dorable.

Faith said...

what a beautiful sight to see!

mrsbluemont said...

belly shot! i've been waiting for this with unparralled excitement.

how about "Bad Ass Bum Afficionado"?

oxox

Sara I said...

You look great, S. I highly recommend wearing dresses in the spring. Old Navy and Target have cheap and relatively fashionable maternity clothes. I definitely felt more comfortable with free flowing clothes.

SaraS-P said...

Nice belly!

LOL...Margaret Cho... "I don't know? Is it like a thigh master?"

Allison said...

That's a nice belly, mamma!

Just an FYI -- I believe that "Ass Masters" is also a serious of pornographic movies for adult-type folks. I would check, but I'm at work and your tax dollars don't appreciate that sort of thing. I was pretty sure you weren't making THAT reference!

Liz said...

Love the visual - keep em coming!

Marcy "meg" said...

Yea on the pic!

oneofhismoms said...

Yay, belly!