Wednesday, May 10, 2006

NO chasing sperm

Just back from my vaginal sonogram (kind of like a dildo-cam). Getting my follicles measured up to see if they're up to the task. I didn't get much info, just that the follicles on my right ovary are bigger. Interesting....I call Dr. K tomorrow to get the scoop.

The sperm is somewhere in/over Middle America as we speak. SO STRANGE! We've made arrangements to pick it up at the FedEx place tomorrow because as New Yorkers without a doorman, we have chased plenty a UPS van around the Upper Eastside trying to get a package. As a lesbian, I've made it a rule not to chase sperm. What do we do with it when we get it home? Hang out with it for the night? Take pictures? It seems weird to not treat it, um, specially. I'm not talking foreplay here, but it is a biohazard. At the very least, I'll be sure to keep out of the way of white dog and black cat. They've been very...boisterous...lately.


Danny said...

This cat (shall we call her L.?) gave me a black eye. I'm not joking. Do not be fooled by her good looks. Any baby you two have must be kept far, far away from L.

CD & SP said...

We've already decided-L. is going to be an outdoor cat! She'll be better off getting her aggression out on a bird or rabbit than our baby!

Laura D. said...

I predict that L will fall in love with the baby and start bringing it presents...rabbit heads and dead baby birds, that is.

I am putting a link to your blog on my blog! We can be blogger buds!

blog said...

bloggers are gay.

especially lesbian bloggers who blog about how blogging great it is to blog a bloggin baby blog. How the blog did it come to this?!

Seriously, though. Congrats on finally getting blogged today. I hope it all works out for the blog.