Thursday, October 19, 2006

Timing is everything...

...and our timing really sucks. For the second month in a row, I think we missed S.'s peak fertility period. Last month, we blamed it on the monitor, because it broke and we kind of slacked on the other parts of fertility monitoring. This month, there really isn't much of an excuse, other than S. can never seem to get a peak reading, and now she feels like her cervical mucus is "shrivelling up." Great. And here we are with a tank of sperm in our hallway. ::sigh:: We're hoping against hope that even if she ovulated, the egg is still descending. Otherwise, as S. so eloquently put it today, "it's like rolling up a $500 bill and sticking it up your tw*t." So classy, that one.

3 comments:

amy said...

at least you guys have a good sense of humor about it. good luck with timing...

marta said...

timing is the HARDEST part of this whole thing (well, other than the obvious - bfn's). i hope your timing was fine. good luck, guys!

vee said...

Ah shit!
I reckon the timing part is absolutely the worst bit. At least once they're up there, you'll either be pregnant or you won't!
Could you not send them back to the freezer and sit this one out. Mind you, that actually sounds worse.
And you never know, eh?